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um hospitals are places of healing, right?

nawunfiltered:

Hospital

Gothenburg, Sweden

(My girlfriend witnessed her best friend being shot. Due to this, she got reverse amnesia - she remembers everything except for stuff about herself. She vaguely remembers me but is scared of bright things, due to it being very bright when her friend was shot. As such, I dress myself in a black cloak when visiting her in order to calm her down.

She’s currently at her third day in the hospital when this happened.)

Me: Hey. How you doing?

Girlfriend: Um… [Name], right?

Me: Yeah. Don’t stress it.

Girlfriend: Sorry… Oh, a black cloak again, huh?

Me: Hm? Oh yeah. I have a white t-shirt on me underneath.

Girlfriend: Sorry…

Me: …Stop apologizing, start recovering.

(We both chuckle as the nurse enters.

For the last two days, we’ve had another nurse who was awesome. If we needed help or information, she provided it. When told my girlfriend was scared of bright things, she grabbed a dark blue sweater and put on in order to calm her down.

Today, we have a completely new one, who instantly huffs at me. Due to my girlfriend being nervous in general, I tend to act like a middle hand; if I tell her it’s a nice person, she speaks to them. If not, she panics.)

Nurse: What the f*** are you doing, wearing that f***ing thing!?

Me: What?

Nurse: That f***ing cloak! What the f*** are you doing wearing it!?

Me: …Calming [girlfriend] down?

Nurse: No! You’re making her just f***ing panic! Look at her!

(True as it is, she panics. Note that the nurse wears a bright white uniform, making it right about the dumbest thing you could wear around her. She quickly clutches my arm and looks on the verge of tears.)

Me: Look. She panics because of YOUR God damn work uniform. She’s frightened of bright things. That’s why the blinds are closed and the lights are off.

(The nurse ignores me and opens the blinds, causing my girlfriend to scream out loud and waving her arms around. I quickly remove my cloak and throw over her to calm her down.)

Nurse: What the f*** do you think you’re doing?!

Me: CALMING.HER.THE.F***.DOWN. GET ME A F***ING DOCTOR. NOW.

Nurse: Don’t you f***ing DARE speak to me that way!

Me: You’ll get me a f***ing doctor NOW or I’ll see to it so that YOU’LL need a f***ing doctor!

(The nurse huffs and hurries out. I close the blinds again and look at my girlfriend, who has calmed down. I tell her to look away when I put my cloak back on, which she does. Right as I put it on, a doctor we’ve met before enters with my mom, who is also a nurse, along with the other nurse and a guard.)

Nurse: See?! He’s f***ing concealing weapons or drugs or some s*** under that f***ing cloak! And he f***ing threatened me!

(At this point, I snap. I’ve had a long day at work and my girlfriend is visibly getting more and more scared.)

Me: GET THE F*** OUT OF THIS ROOM BEFORE I PHYSICALLY FORCE YOU OUT. PERSONALLY.

Nurse: I DEMAND THAT HE GETS HIS F***ING A** THROWN OUT TOGETHER WITH HIS F***ING W**** GIRLFRIEND!

(At this point, my mom snaps.)

Mom: You listen to me, [nurse]. You shut your God d*** motherf***ing mouth before I f***ing beat the f***ing s*** out of you! [Girlfriend] has reverse f***ing amnesia! If you read the F***ING FILE, THAT WOULD BE INFORMATION YOU’D F***ING KNOW!

(The nurse starts screaming profanities and the guard forces her out of the room. I pant heavily and turn to the doctor, who makes sure that she got her eyes closed in order not to be scared again.)

Doctor: Other than the panic attack, she’s fine. I apologize for that, by the way.

Me: For what? Not your fault she’s a f***ing idiot.

Doctor: …She’s my daughter-in-law. Sadly.

Me: …I feel sorry for you, man.

Doctor: …No kidding.

(A few days later, she was released from the hospital. During the rest of the stay, we either got the first nurse or my mom to do all her checkups, both of them wearing something dark to calm her down. As for the other nurse, she was fired for insulting patients, selling medical drugs to junkies and for attempting to have sexual intercourse with multiple patients.

As for my girlfriend, she made a full recovery and is now a psychologist.

This was two years ago.

We had a pair of twins a year later; a boy and a girl. We named them after the good nurse and the doctor who helped us. If either of you guys read this, you guys rock!)

I like stories that don’t name the race/ethnic background of the person. Let us judge them by their actions alone.

Though I would concur, as a minority, that there really is that 1% of “my people” out there acting exactly like the stereotypes, and casting their images over the rest 99% of us.

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